Gillian has arrived.
Taxus has native american blood too, but only a little.
Gillian woo woo
Yyzeff yeahs, only a little here.
iLeah says, "Here have some smallpox."
Gillian yaie
You {and}, "Some of my ancestors killed and plundered the european coastline, so I guess I better go to jail."
You {dist}, "In fact, I best be executed."
iLeah says, "GET IN THE JAIL"
Yyzeff hisses, "Probably Heron or the like, since it dates from about the F-I War."
You {kill}, "Because what they did is my fault, rite?"
iLeah says, "Sup Gillie"
iLeah says, "well obviously"
Gillian's ancestors are vikings...shes gonna rot in hell for their sinz
Yyzeff hisses, "Right!"
You {cmd}, "Same here, Gillian"
iLeah says, "whoo vikings"
Gillian rapes and pillages padathir
Yyzeff hisses, "Just like it's my fault the Huron massacred lots of other Indians."
iLeah says, "hawt"
Padathir moans
Taxus yays! and helps.
iLeah eyes the MASSIVE PILE of boxes in her living room with trepidation.
Yyzeff has a chocolate financier and forgets about it.
You {controls}, "DON'T LET THEM SEE YOU FEAR"
Yyzeff hehehs.
Yyzeff hisses, "PICS!"
You {secs}, "They feed on your fear, those boxes."
Yyzeff hisses, "Of new place duder!"
You {ltimestr}, "Oh yiz pics plz"
iLeah says, "Oh yeah"
Gillian osay, "hay ileah...my mom changeded the ACL and made a list of things we're for and things we're against"
iLeah says, "Dunno where the camera is."
iLeah says, "o?"
Gillian osay, "er the acl main page"
Gillian osay, "yah maybe it clears things up"
Gillian osay, "we made a guestbook too you should sign it!!!!"
Yyzeff hisses, "Hey you know what, Fight Slimes actually works."
You {xor}, "The access control list?"
Yyzeff hisses, "I can recognize kana in real live Japanese printing."
iLeah looks. Well, the 'for' is pretty clear, but I'm afraid 'against' is, uh, well.
Gillian osay, "it parallels for the for list"
iLeah says, "They don't make no sense to me."
Gillian osay, "the communitarians actually say they're balancing the constitution against the talmud"
Gillian osay, "its unfuckingbelievable but true"
iLeah says, "well, uhm. personally I see Christian influences a lot stronger in America than Jewish."
Gillian mms.
iLeah says, "wait, jesus was a jew, lol"
Yyzeff hisses, "Yeah. Except for specific pockets of existance, it's the whole Christian thing in this here lang."
Taxus says, "Jebus!"
Gillian shakes her head.
Gillian osay, "the jewish lobby is extremely powerful."
Taxus says, "joos!"
iLeah says, "And, I still don't see what's so evil about Jews."
iLeah says, "Seeing as, you know, I AM JEWISH."
Gillian osay, "theyh're not evil"
Gillian osay, "god dammit"
Starlet eats your head, "They killed Jesus, silly."
Gillian osay, "i never said 'jews are evil!'"
Starlet smooches iLeah!
iLeah says, "Oh, so they're just trying to take over the world."
Taxus says, "How could there be anything evil about nay religious groups?"
You {loc}, "Can I be a jew?"
iLeah says, "Eat matzoh!"
Star1337 giggles.
Yyzeff hisses, "Er, isn't saying their lobby is powerful just a politically correct way of saying they're evil?"
Star1337 kind of thought so.
Gillian osay, "i do or say NOTHING that is politically correct, yyzeff"
Taxus doesnt mind reliqion, its the fanatics he worries about.
iLeah says, "You can't be a Jew if you don't like matzoh and gefelte fish."
Gillian osay, "i thought THAT much was obvious"
Gillian osay, "this isn't about judaism"
Gillian osay, "or jewish people"
Yyzeff hisses, "FISH == GROSS"
Gillian osay, "regular jewish people"
Star1337 shudders.  Gefelte fish.
Gillian osay, "you need to understand THAT too"
Yyzeff hisses, "Er...what?"
iLeah says, "THE TALMUD IS JUDIASM."
Gillian osay, "hskjhfdlkshfkhsafkadlsfkjadhdf"
Yyzeff hisses, "There are...not regular Jewish people?"
iLeah says, "Fuck, I don't want to talk about this right now."
Gillian osay, "no the talmud is NOT. torah is!"
You {timesub}, "FLAMEWAR!"
Yyzeff hisses, "Uh, Gilly..."
iLeah says, "The Talmud fucking well IS."
Starlet buttfuzzes, "Okay.  Which one of you is Jewish?"
Gillian osay, "ooooookay"
Gillian osay, "so lets say it is"
Star1337 notes that, in fact, iLeah is.
Gillian osay, "which...i dont know any jews personally who worship talmud"
Yyzeff hisses, "Is the OED too communitarian for you to believe?"
Gillian osay, "they worship TORAH"
iLeah says, "You don't WORSHIP THE TORAH FOR GDSOIF$HOE:IHTGO:W>P*RHGRO:LKFJHBDFJG"
Gillian osay, "the oed?"
You {max}, "So, if I eat matzoh and gefelte fish"
Yyzeff hisses, "Nobody worships the fucking Torah."
You {exits}, "I can be Jewish?"
Yyzeff hisses, "They worship God."
Taxus says, "Satan!"
Gillian osay, "they USE torah to worship"
Padathir worships goatse.cx
Gillian osay, "not talmud"
iLeah says, "The Torah is the Jewish Bible. You don't WORSHIP THE BIBLE."
Yyzeff hisses, "The Torah is a holy text. "
Taxus says, "Doi."
You {exits}, "The HOLY ASSHOLE"
Yyzeff | Talmud (OED) - In the wide sense, The body of Jewish civil and ceremonial traditionary law, consisting of the MISHNAH or binding precepts of the elders, additional to and developed from the Pentateuch, and the later GEMARA or commentary upon these, forming a complement, explanatory, illustrative, and discursive, to the Mishnah. The term was originally applied to the Gemara, of which two recensions exist, known respectively as the Jerusalem (or Palestinian) and the Babylonian Talmud; to the latter of which the name is in strictest use confined.
Yyzeff hisses, "The Talmud is, therefor, Jewish."
Gillian osay, "uh, yeah."
Gillian osay, "okay."
Yyzeff hisses, "Unless the OED is run by Jews and/or Communitarians and cannot be trusted either."
Gillian...
iLeah says, "There are more books to the Jewish faith than the Torah. The Torah is one book."
You {ontime}, "This is stupid."
Gillian osay, "ok so talmud=jewish"
Padathir therefore continues saying stupid things.
iLeah says, "Yes"
Gillian osay, "the constitution is being balanced against the talmud"
Yyzeff hisses, "By...who?"
Gillian osay, "wouldnt that tell you theres an obvious jewish influence in our government"
iLeah says, "Which is a ludicrous anti-semetic statement."
Gillian grins.
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iLeah says, "OH YEAH, I see Jews out there lobbying for their interests ALL THE TIME. "
Gillian nods.
You {div}, "Why do I care if there's a jewish influence in our government? What are they doing to me?"
iLeah says, "o wait no i don't, I see CHRISTIANS."
Gillian osay, "you also don't see the dialectic"
Yyzeff hisses, "Dude."
Gillian osay, "but it's right in front of your face"
Gillian osay, "and guides your thoughts"
Gillian osay, "so you fit right into their scheme"
iLeah laughs helplessly.
?SYNTAX ERROR  -- Type "help" for help!
Starlet bites faeries, "Oh.  Right.  The brainwashing."
Yyzeff hisses, "GW couldn't be less Jewish if he were named Sam Francisco and came on a ship with the other Tektonians."
iLeah says, "Conspiracy theories. Oy."
Gillian osay, "the institute for judaic law, yyzeff"
You press some buttons on the ACME Matter Generator, and Tin-Foil hat comes out.
Padathir hands Tin-Foil hat to Gillian.
You have been booted off the game.
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The Temple of Arkteks-t'leep(#55437RJ)
You are at the top of a very deep fiery pit, into which robed, chanting priests throw offerings. A wide stone staircase descends toward the town square to the south. A small doorway opens north into the temple. You sense that it might be profitable to make a small sacrifice yourself.
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>>> Your findall status is: PUBLIC
## You last connected from 67.166.72.158
Players online for whom you are watching:
Beet              Hyz               Windwatcher       iLeah             
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You feel a wrenching sensation...
Fluff Park
You stand in a perfectly charming oasis of land, a clearing in the midst of a dense forest. The emerald-green grass is soft as a carpet under your paws. This place seems to welcome you, inviting you to flop down on the grass and relax.  In the center of the grass is a large obsidian column, jutting from the ground, which bears a grey marble sculpture of a lynx.  He stands on all fours, looking quite proud, tufted ears alert, serenely surveying the Land of Fluff. 
From this central location many paths are open to you. A teleporter 'pad' is here which will transport you to the Space Station Celeste. Feline Avenue leads away through the trees to the 'north'; to the 'east' is Lynx Lane.  The park continues to the 'west.' To the 'south', a narrow path through the vegetation leads to shimmering water.
There is also a small 'coffeehouse' nestled into the trees next to the board reading room.
There's a small hatchlike door set into the ground. A narrow opening cut into a treetrunk is marked 'Bulletin Board Reading Room' (to enter, type "board"). You see a large SIGN here.
 Furs here: 
Padathir, Gillian, Matrices[idle 14m0s], Yyzeff, Starlet, Hyz[idle 39m33s], Chris[idle 93m36s], Taxus, iLeah, Mayim[idle 16m0s], Beet[idle 18m7s], Maypah[idle 6m2s], Windwatcher[idle 95m30s] and Alkire[idle 11m4s]
 Things here: 
a little black raincloud, Kfnargh, The Time Bomb, Ozone, Zorin Plushie, Bink, The Mantrain(tm), Windows Emulator, Rock so big even Meerclar can't lift it, Matrices' Pants, Matisse, Bag of Punctuation, Taxidermy, Fluff Oldbie List, The Speaking Stone, Happy Jar, FluffHomesGuide and ACME Matter Generator
You {testlock}, "That was stale."
iLeah says, "doh"
Gillian osay, "you're a fucking prick."
Yyzeff hisses, "?"
Starlet smooches you!
iLeah says, "Oh. You booted him. That's nice."
Gillian osay, "i state a fact and you all go oy! conspiracy theory!"
Starlet imagines, "That was priceless."
You {prop!}, "Yeah, I'm really a fucking prick for calling your tinfoil hat conspiracy theories stupid."
Gillian osay, "what the fucking shit is that?"
Starlet prootyfrootys, "It's not a fact, Gillian."
Yyzeff hisses, "Dude it's not a fact without some proof."
Gillian osay, "idsjf;ladksjd"
iLeah looks at Gillian and presses hers finger to hers lips. "Shhh..."
iLeah ahahaha
boxgen: Registered boxes on this action:
Box #43665 is on Marhinetter (#47084) (Placed by iLeah)
Box #55291 is on Marhinetter (#47084) (Placed by iLeah)
boxgen: List finished.
iLeah says, "all righty then."
You {delprop}, "Well"
Yyzeff hisses, "As a scientist I hold no thing in higher regard (except maybe naked photos of Ewan McGregor and boysenberries) than the scientific method."
Yyzeff hisses, "And if you can't prove a statement to me in some fashion, it's just words."
Yyzeff hisses, "Oh, you boxed her?"
iLeah says, "I would appreciate it if you kept your cute little anti-semetic conspiracy theories out of the park, Gilly. I find them deeply offensive."
iLeah says, "Yep."
Gillian has disconnected.